CH 01
I Bought Every Chair
A man, a furniture warehouse and a bad decision. Season one.
NO NOTES.
Famous in
my own house
my own house
Press the button. Tavo has opinions about you.
Psst. The stickers move. Drag them.
The bits.
Long-running nonsense, filmed in one take, mostly on a Tuesday. Keep scrolling to change the channel.
CH 02
Rate My Neighbour
Reviews the people on his street. Has been asked to stop. Has not stopped.
CH 03
Tavo Goes Outside
Nature, explained badly. Hikes with a portable speaker.
CH 04
Tavo's Terms & Conditions
He reads them aloud so you do not have to. Legal has feelings about it.
Brand menu.
Three ways to put Tavo next to your product. All invented, all priced like a joke.
The Shout
One loud mention
Tavo says your name in a video that was going to happen anyway. Sincerely, at volume.
$4,000
The Bit
A whole sketch about you
Written with your team, filmed in one afternoon, cut into a video plus short clips for every platform.
$12,000
Most orderedThe Whole Circus
A month of Tavo
Several videos, a live stream, a product moment on the show and a small amount of chaos at your launch.
Ask him
Stuff you don't need.
The No Notes mug
The Blaze cap
Sticker pack
Merch is not for sale. This is a concept page. The photographs of Tavo are AI-generated.